美国吐槽特朗普脱口秀 各种骚操作让新冠疫情乱上添乱…
2020-05-04 20:26:27

You want to do this for me, Alex, please? What's our timing?

MAN: Two minutes and 20 seconds. Do you like the book being on the desk or not?

Would you rather have it not be? May-Maybe it looks better. Gives you something up here, right?

Does it matter? What? Oh, Uh-oh. I got a pen mark. Anybody have any white...

Do you have any white stuff?

"Oh, . Does anyone have any white stuff?" First of all, his name is Mike Pence, okay, Mr. President?

But can I just say... I can safely say, this is the first time in my life that I've seen the deleted scenes of a presidential address. Like, America's downfall might be scary, but, you got to admit, the bloopers are hilarious, you know? And it was-- it was really weird hearing a president in the Oval Office say, "Oh, (bleep)."

Although I guess now we know what it sounds like whenever he gets a call from Eric. Now, I'm-I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Donald Trump is as freaked out by coronavirus as regular citizens, which is wild, because he's the president. And the reason I say that is because it turns out the cameras carried on rolling -after Trump ended his speech, and-and his reaction was priceless. God bless you, and God bless America. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Yeah... That... is not the sound you want to hear from a president after a serious address.